14 days
A co-worker suddenly freaked out because of some object behind the sun, that is a spaceship, operated by aliens, who created us, got kicked off earth by us, and now want their stuff back; that's what some person with a PhD on social media told him. This behavior came hand in hand with a newspaper article about every fifth Austrian citizen being prone to believing in conspiracy theories, it is my belief that every fifth actually is a conspiracy theory made flesh… Anyway, now the co-worker is in panic, due to our creators reaching earth orbit in two weeks.
It's time to quit and move to a cabin in the woods, i don't want to share more space with those maniacs than necessary…